| 1. | Mac Fiend | ||
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A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name. my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"
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| 2. | iLord | ||
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One who is all machintosh all the time. A machintosh fiend. He has everything Machintosh has put out over the last ten years...he is an iLord.
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| 3. | Bulletproof Ket | ||
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A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun. Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.
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| 4. | Macabation | ||
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When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology. I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.
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