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The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome. I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else. The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections! |
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