PERSON 1:I Will Get MVE On YOU!
PERSON 2:D...D..Dont please they'd kill me!!
MVE stands for My Virgin Ears
It's used as a way for virgins to get out of hearing their sexually active friends talking about sex, or to end a conversation referencing anything sexual in nature.
Person 1: Johnny was a devil in bed last night. He messed me so bad---
Person 2: MVE!
Person 1: Wow this sausage is so big! I love big sausages.
Person 2: MVE