A network full of whiny conformists who tell you what's cool and not cool because it's cool
Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you
by Hellion July 20, 2004
MTV is an amazing network!!! it makes you think being popular is the most important thing, shows super cool shows like laguna beach, and shows neato emo all day!!! Super awesome guys!!!
i hope you could sense the sarcasm in that! If u didnt that means you are an aberzombie who watches MTV all day! MTV is for 12 year old girls.
by ScottM July 27, 2005
Money Television
A channel that uses nothing more than advertisments and retarded reality tv shows.(except for The Osbournes)
by Alex Clark January 05, 2004
A TV station that is called Music Television, yet never plays any music.
Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.

Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
mindless tunnel vision
yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.
by Eduardo July 08, 2003
MTV is to music what KFC is to chicken
MTV is not music at all. neither is MTV2
by Lewis Black August 01, 2003
Mephistopheles Teen Vortex
it's the portal to HELL!!!!!!
by Don't look at it !!!!!!!!!! August 20, 2004

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