A market scheme by the evil corporation Viacom, Inc. (one of the five television channel owners in America). It's all commercials. Not a frame goes by on this channel without it advertising something.
Did you see that way awesome show on MTV? It was so awesome. In fact, it was so awesome I want to go out and buy stuff.
by Pauly Tamale December 20, 2003
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n.corparation with no respect for good music were being pretty is the top priority.
MTV sucks giant monkey balls!
Those MTV motherfuckers are nothing but ass kissing guges!
by Rhyannon June 19, 2004
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1) an originaly good idea for a channel about music
2) a sad excuse for a "music" channel
3) a channel that says it is about music when most of the shows on it have nothing to do with music
4) has a few good shows like jackass, but those shows dont belong on mtv becasue they have nothing to do with music
if you want a good music channel see fuse
and TRL is the worst becuase they dont even show all of the videos, and it is over and hour long, what is that?
by ShoujoSmut August 1, 2003
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MTV- Music TeleVision. An American cable station that’s central goal is to brainwash America's youth. instead of playing music, it plays "reality" shows that tells teens and kids to be spoiled, make fun of smart people, exploit overweight people, marry only for money, that having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader is ok, be prejudice toward people of different races and sexual orientations, dress like a slut or a gangster, always be concerned about what others think of you, to be promiscuous, the only way to be thin is to throw up your lunch, neglect people who don’t listen to rap music, people who aren’t rich are worthless scum, and to make anyone who has a sense of individuality an outcast of society.

the reason why modern music is on the verge of extinction.
guy 1: did u watch real world last night?

guy 2: u fucking prep. u still watch MTV?
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MTV is to music what KFC is to chicken
MTV is not music at all. neither is MTV2
by Lewis Black August 1, 2003
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The music channel where the VJs are most important and not music.
At the Live8 concert, they cut away from PINK FLOYD (after 28 years of those guys not playing together) to watch their VJs talk! What dumbasses! IT'S PINK FLOYD!
by DaemonSadi July 14, 2005
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The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).
"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.
by Joe August 20, 2003
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