A really kick-ass channel which plays music videos 24/7! Yeah..that was 10 YEARS AGO!! Now the only things MTV plays are gay shows like The Real World, Room Raiders and Degrassi!! The only time they play music videos anymore is the daily hour of TRL..which doesn't even play the whole video..about 20 seconds of it and then cuts to guests and stupid-ass promotionals!
The worst teenage channel living..I think I'll go back to Nickelodeon, lol.
by Adrienne November 15, 2003
A network full of whiny conformists who tell you what's cool and not cool because it's cool
Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you
by Hellion July 20, 2004
MTV is an amazing network!!! it makes you think being popular is the most important thing, shows super cool shows like laguna beach, and shows neato emo all day!!! Super awesome guys!!!
i hope you could sense the sarcasm in that! If u didnt that means you are an aberzombie who watches MTV all day! MTV is for 12 year old girls.
by ScottM July 27, 2005
A channel that uses nothing more than advertisments and retarded reality tv shows.(except for The Osbournes)
by Alex Clark January 05, 2004
MTV is to music what KFC is to chicken
MTV is not music at all. neither is MTV2
by Lewis Black August 01, 2003
mindless tunnel vision
yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.
by Eduardo July 08, 2003
Mephistopheles Teen Vortex
it's the portal to HELL!!!!!!
by Don't look at it !!!!!!!!!! August 20, 2004
A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to wordnickelodeonword
Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'
by Anonymous July 16, 2003