Proof that there is no God
by my dick July 25, 2003
A network full of whiny conformists who tell you what's cool and not cool because it's cool
Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you
by Hellion July 20, 2004
a bunch of "ghetto" rappers who never actually lived in the ghetto, their just a bunch of rapping "ghetto" clowns who say they've been through a rough time with drugs and shit, classic rockers are the real deal.
whiney bastards who live in the "ghetto", actually rich pansy's who say they lived in the ghetto
by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004
MTV is an amazing network!!! it makes you think being popular is the most important thing, shows super cool shows like laguna beach, and shows neato emo all day!!! Super awesome guys!!!
i hope you could sense the sarcasm in that! If u didnt that means you are an aberzombie who watches MTV all day! MTV is for 12 year old girls.
by ScottM July 27, 2005
A channel that uses nothing more than advertisments and retarded reality tv shows.(except for The Osbournes)
by Alex Clark January 05, 2004
mindless tunnel vision
yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.
by Eduardo July 08, 2003
Mephistopheles Teen Vortex
it's the portal to HELL!!!!!!
by Don't look at it !!!!!!!!!! August 20, 2004
MTV is to music what KFC is to chicken
MTV is not music at all. neither is MTV2
by Lewis Black August 01, 2003