Proof that there is no God
A stupid cable channel that preteens watch because they think it makes them cool.
Preteen 1: I was just watching MTV today!
Preteen 2: Oh my gosh, your like so kool!
Preteen 1: I know!
everything sux exept for cribs and clone high
carson sucks fat ones
1. An acronym used by many cynics as a way to express their hatred toward the corporate culture that they will never have the will power to escape. MTV is evidently not a major source of musical deterioration, as other sources (i.e. the internet, radio) has enlightened these cynics on what "true" music is, which fluxuates, as "true" music to one may be garbage to others, a rule that some have yet to realize is true. If one turns on MTV today, the music videos are only one minute long; the majority of MTV has turned into reality and dating television programs that are laced with small segments of music as use of an accent that you will find anywhere on any network. MTV is not facist; they do not control anyone, especially anyone that is placing a meaning on this website. If somebody enjoys the programs on MTV, it does not make them shallow, and it certainly does not make them a "societal tool used for profit".
2. MTV is Music Television. Started in the eighties, its programs have gradually grown farther from its original idea, thus causing much animosity from viewers who are looking for actual Music on their Televisions.
Girl: "Tee-hee! I heart MTV!"
Man #1: "Ugh. You're just another cookie cutter fecal excretion of what the major industries call the american dream..."
Man #2: "Who isn't nowadays, doughboy."
A channel with a lot of music- and teen-oriented shows.
MTV is a TV channel
The greatest channel to ever grace basic cable/satallite programming ever. This term is mistakenly associated with brainwashing.
Fiddy cent for life!
MTV tells me how to live and without MTV my life is next to worthless. Thank God for MTV, how else would I have become popular by wearing pink shirts and acting like a complete faggot.
a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.
watch mtv 2
person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.
The only problem with mtv is that they dont play music as much as they used to and when they do its only so much of it. when i read about every one else complaining about how it sucks ass. well i have just one thing to say: If your so fuckin pissed off dont go crying or complaining about it try and actually to make a difference write to the network or something do a protest outside the Mtv studio. Dont just sit around bithching about how horrible it is.