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MTV- Music TeleVision. An American cable station that’s central goal is to brainwash America's youth. instead of playing music, it plays "reality" shows that tells teens and kids to be spoiled, make fun of smart people, exploit overweight people, marry only for money, that having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader is ok, be prejudice toward people of different races and sexual orientations, dress like a slut or a gangster, always be concerned about what others think of you, to be promiscuous, the only way to be thin is to throw up your lunch, neglect people who don’t listen to rap music, people who aren’t rich are worthless scum, and to make anyone who has a sense of individuality an outcast of society.

the reason why modern music is on the verge of extinction.
guy 1: did u watch real world last night?

guy 2: u fucking prep. u still watch MTV?
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 16, 2006
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Miscellanious Television. Used to show half-assed music videos. Now it just shows crap and the lives of millionaire artist sellouts.
A conformists paradise.
what the fuck does "real world" have to do with music?!
by Juliya April 12, 2004
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As described previously 'The antichrist, the reason music is dead'. They used to show Ok music up until recently when they've become more concerned with episodes of 'Pimp my ride' and re-runs of 'Newlyweds'. If you watch MTV you are no better than that 3 month old ribena stain on my carpet.
Fag: HeYY DooUde!, Did YoU see th4T t0Tally roXXor E9120De of PiMp My Ried?

Me: No, Fuck off.
by Citezen:Erased March 23, 2005
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A market scheme by the evil corporation Viacom, Inc. (one of the five television channel owners in America). It's all commercials. Not a frame goes by on this channel without it advertising something.
Did you see that way awesome show on MTV? It was so awesome. In fact, it was so awesome I want to go out and buy stuff.
by Pauly Tamale December 19, 2003
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A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)
by Mr. T December 15, 2003
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The devil The antichrist. plays gay pop and rap shit
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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One of the worst music channels around (besides B.E.T.).
What ever happened to all the good music, you bastards?!? Its a good thing we still have a good music channel left....like Fuse.
by I forget January 08, 2004
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