ESTABLISHED IN 1903.
Answer from a member of the group: MSOE
Employer: You're hired!
Student (doing homework): If I had a gun right now I would so shoot someone.
Teacher: Why are your hands shaking
Student: Because I have been up 36 hours working on your lab.
Teacher: Why doesn't it work?
"How was your date with Handgelica last night?" asked the MSOE student's friend.
"No matter what, I will never give any money back to this place once I am out of this shit hole!" vowed the MSOE student.
"The only reason MSOE produces good engineers is because the only ones that make it, are the ones that are smart enough to teach themselves. The faculty here sucks balls for the most part!" concluded the MSOE student.
"Our RA is an asshole! I got written up for noise again! FUCK THIS PLACE!" screamed the MSOE student.
"MSOE is going to make me become an alcoholic!" cried the MSOE student.
You know it's 10th week at MSOE when you masturbate in the CC bathroom because you don't have time to go home before sunrise.
Student 1: How's it going?
Student 2: Oh you know. Same shit, bigger pile.
Counselor: Are you partying a lot and not keeping up with the studies?
Student: Partying a few times a week, hanging out with friends, doing lots of social things...but in H.S. I was able to smooze my way with the teachers...that doesn't seem to work at MSOE.
Counselor: Well, enjoy your transfer to a public school.