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Msn stands for Microsoft Network, but some believe it stands for Microsoft Service Network. It is basically like chat where you email really quickly and efficiently. You can add contacts (your friends who you chat to) and make up your own name, that could describe your personality, talk about your friends or say how much you love your boyfriend. You can also get display pictures which show up to other people and also describe what you're thinking or what kind of person you are and are usually comical. The latest type of MSN has functions where you can "handwrite" a message, draw pictures, play games with other people and a function where people can see what you're listening to. You can block people who aren't your friends, add those that are and even have your own special msn page with pictures on it! A place where you can meet new people and friendships are formed!
People on msn like to talk in text speak to get what they want to say across quickly. eg; wuu2? =meaning what are you up to?
Aimee loves Matty: Hey r u ok?
Depressed Punk--hate life: yh fanx wuu2?
Aimee loves Matty: Nice display piccie!
Depressed Punk--hate life: its of my cat Whisper eating dinner.
Aimee loves Matty: I luv msn
Depressed Punk--hate life: yh i can see what you're listening 2.
Aimee loves Matty: i love dis band.
by drpecki December 24, 2006
Short for Microsoft Service Network not Microsoft Network.
Mr x. you gonna be on MSN later?
Mr y. yeh ill see you later then.
by jbx May 08, 2005
The term used for a computer virus, developed by Microsoft. This virus is spread from computer to computer to human to computer and is more widespread than HIV and AIDS put together.

The virus attacks your computer speed, personal life, language skills, personality, hard drive space and posture. The virus is HIGHLY contagious .

On the plus side, your typing skills will improve 1000% !
*dude 2* im so sorry to hear. stay the hell away from me, i just reformatted.

*dude 1* Do you want to see a movie later?
*dude 1* huh???
by brammer March 25, 2005
Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.
-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by Jon August 11, 2004
Microsoft Service Network, not MicroSoft network like some idiots think. It runs a website, some forums and an instant messenger program
I went on to MSN messenger to talk to my friends.
by Luco March 15, 2005
Best (and most popular) chat program known to man.
Me: "MSN > AIM"
Everybody: "Hell yeah!"
by LVL 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain December 30, 2007
Instant messaging program. Can be used for good or evil.
MSN Messenger actual conversations. (I'm Doug, FYI)
Doug: Hey man
Travis: Yo
Travis: Whatcha doin'?
Doug: Just blastin' some Metallica. You?
Travis: Not much.. playing Guitar Hero, drinkin' coke, the usual.
Doug: Sweet.

xXxemochick4evaxXx: omg hai
Doug: Hi. (Really thinking: Oh snap.)
xXxemochick4evaxXx: wadya doin
Doug: Just chillin'.
xXxemochick4evaxXx: arent u wite?
Doug: ...Yeah?
xXxemochick4evaxXx: then u cant say chillin
Doug: OK whatever.

See what I mean?
by NoobMuncher March 16, 2007
What many people say to define msn messanger so they don't have to say the whole mouthful. They are not purposely trying to get the tearm wrong but just savng time.

A wonderful program that offers many services such as e-mail and messanging for free. It brings friend and family together without the cost of a phone call. Makes it easyier to arrange going out with friends.

Has many haters, mainly people with no life, for example everybody who has posted about msn so far because it narrows their chance of talking to anybody just that bit more because all the people with lifes will be to busy talking to each other. Also there are the other hand of people who can't take a company with power and they are lonely so they decide to hate.
2 people on msn-
1 - should we go out tommorow?
2 - yes i think we should
1 - where do you want to go
and etc etc

people mad-mouthing it-
"msn is the worst because it's owner wants to rules the world so it must be rubish. It also let's all the people with lifes talk to each other more so i will never get to talk to them now."

i would like to say yes maybe he does want to take over the world, and i say good for him , he's ambitous.
maybe the people on here should try something more than bad-mouthing.
by jackbob January 02, 2006