MRSA, HA-MRSA, & CA-MRSA
Staph skin infections, including MRSA, generally start as small red bumps that resemble pimples, boils or spider bites. These can quickly turn into deep, painful abscesses that require surgical draining. Sometimes the bacteria remain confined to the skin. But they can also penetrate into the body, causing potentially life-threatening infections in bones, joints, surgical wounds, the bloodstream, heart valves and lungs.
MRSA infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria — often called "staph." MRSA stands for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. It's a strain of staph that's resistant to the broad-spectrum antibiotics commonly used to treat it. MRSA can be fatal.
Most MRSA infections occur in hospitals or other health care settings, such as nursing homes and dialysis centers. It's known as health care-associated MRSA, or HA-MRSA. Older adults and people with weakened immune systems are at most risk of HA-MRSA.
Update: More recently, another type of MRSA has occurred among otherwise healthy people in the wider community. This form, community-associated MRSA, or CA-MRSA, is responsible for serious skin and soft tissue infections and for a serious form of pneumonia. PA Prison Systems are testing to help elevate the health risk through out the system by detecting & protecting the citizens from this deadly virus during intake.
She clearly has no morals and eats three big macs a day. Eyewitnesses report that she parks her car each and every day backwards in the front school parking lot to draw attention to her "newly" bought car which she paid a whole $4,999 for.
She is defentaly a one of a kind. She is easy to point out in a crowd of other English Teahcers due to the fact that she stands approximately 5'2in and says the word 'because' as "Bekauze." However, don’t be fooled she is truly a stupid bitch with four husbands.
A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High School, as well as thousands of other high schools in the United States of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys touching each other in the locker rooms.
Entire Class: MRSA!!! OMGGGG!! RUNN!!!
It stands for "Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus." Just kidding. It's "Most Rapists Start Aviating."
Unfortunately, MRSA can only be cured by AIDS, and AIDS can only be cured by MRSA. This presents a baffling catch-22 that only the brightest of liberal arts school dropouts can rationalize.
If you have MRSA you are recommended to report it to the media ASAP. Tell your doctor once you have talked to at least 5 news sources.
Chlamydia: I ain't sure dawg... think it's MRSA?
Willoughby: I'm a docta son, lemme check that shit out.
MRSA is running for office as Barack Obama's VP.
Howie Mandel: The banker has offered you AIDS instead of MRSA. Deal... or no deal?
Contestant: But I only went to community college!