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A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons:
1) The cat scan (CT scan) came back inconclusive. 2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri. 3) Your doctor is an idiot. 4) You actually needed one (least likely). I went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a cat scan. The cat scan was inconclusive, so they tried an ultrasound. The ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an MRI.
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Magnetic resonance imaging. The doctor said I do need an MRI.
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MENTALLY RETARDED IDIOT WIGGER: I'll fuck yo ass up nigga!"
PERSON: Dude, your such an MRI, STFU. WIGGER: I dont need magnetic resonce imaging!" PERSON: Fucktard nerd,your a mentally retarded idiot! |
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