no mourners no funerals 

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

no mourners no funerals by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

Queen mourners 

Refers to the fake mourners of Queen Elizabeth II who, for the most part, constitute erstwhile colonial subjects. They tend to post "RIP Queen" as they ignore number of deaths their country witnessed during the Raj.

Azra isn't one of the Queen mourners. Don't expect her to post that story.

Queen mourners by AdilShah September 11, 2022

mourner 

a person who attends a funeral as a relative or friend of the dead person.

a group of mourners attended the church on the sunday.

mourner by ebstar2027 March 17, 2015

mournsturbation 

Mournsturbation is an exploitative process engaged in by the media once they have created sufficient "grief porn" derived from some unfortunate accident or natural disaster.

Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.

Examples of mournsturbation include the death of Princess Diana, repetitive display of aircraft flying into the twin towers in New York and the publication of the photographs of children and babies who perished in the recent massive Victorian wildfires. It is faux sentimentality and grief for the purpose of selling more advertisisng

mournsturbation by wangcar February 13, 2009

Mourneabbey Plague 

An severe illness that is friend induced.

Supposed Friend: Hi, want a lift home
Person: As long as you don't give me Mourneabbey plague
Supposed Friend: I Promise
*lies*

"My gave me Mourneabbey plague, but it's still better than a rudolph thong"

Mourneabbey Plague by mutedude98 January 13, 2008

Mournebrate 

to celebrate while also mourning

Mournebrate: to celebrate something while simultaneously mourning.

eg, “i just lost my job, but honestly i hated it anyway. wanna come have a Mournebration with me?”

Mournebrate by whiskeysaurus.rex October 12, 2019

Mounes 

A well-educated person who is very helpful.

Let's ask mounes. He probably knows.

Mounes by whatsupeverybody October 20, 2020