An Old Man, who grumbles incessantly at every minor detail, spewing forth an incredible diatribe of profanity, a four letter tyrade of s's,f's and c's. He'll shag anything that moves, male or female, and most things that don't. Finally, he enjoys to engage in the act of the public bukkake.
"That bird over there isn't bad, maybe i'll give her a Morrad in the toilets."
"oh i'm moaning like an old morrad"