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22.
the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.
by anonymous May 07, 2003
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23.
The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
by IInSSyNc February 21, 2014
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24.
the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old
Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
by spunkTanker April 28, 2011
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25.
When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 12, 2012
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26.
One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.
Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.
by C April 14, 2005
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27.
a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
by volcomeskater555 September 08, 2009
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28.
The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird April 19, 2011
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