v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
by ABN October 6, 2004
by Attalina March 18, 2009
by Krytpo January 23, 2004
A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.
Someone born in Nashville.
Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003
by aryan prince March 22, 2005
A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
by theeel February 21, 2008