Middle of Fucking Nowhere. A concept people from densely populated areas like Connecticut can't comprehend existing in the U.S. where the Plains, the West, and the South have villages and towns of almost a hundred people who live hours from anyone else.
"I was on that dating site and saw this beautiful girl the other day."
"Did you contact her?"
"No, she lives in MOFN. Gorgeous or not, I'm not driving two hours each way into Deliverance
country -- Get a flat tire, hear banjos."