Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

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Mopey

Sad, sluggish, lonely, depressed.

He was feeling "mopey" today because he missed his friend.

Mopey by Alex_ifb October 5, 2005

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mmosexual

noun
1.
a gamer, usually a socially awkward male, who romances female npcs in online games where npc romancing is available, such as SWTOR.

Question) If a guy playing a girl character romances a female npc, is it lesbian, straight, or some kind of awkward crossdressing encounter?

Correct Answer) I think it makes them a mmosexual.

mmosexual by kallisti discordia September 14, 2011

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Danger Mope

To walk slowly across a street without yielding to or acknowledging oncoming traffic, crosswalks or other pedestrian laws. Usually seen in rough, urban areas.

I had to slam on my breaks today while I watched some gangstas danger mope across the street.

Danger Mope by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

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