"Minty Lip Shine"

Mint-flavored clear lipgloss from heaven, as seen overpriced at Victoria's Secret.
"Mmmm, this MLS tastes great... totally worth the $30 I paid for it!"
by The Minty Lip Fairy October 15, 2008
Top Definition
Major League Soccer. Formed in 1993 in the United States, the league as of 2009 has fifteen teams throughout North America. Attendance has been steadily growing in recent years, and if pace continues, it will overtake the NHL in popularity and profit.

Teams as of 2009:

(Eastern Conference)
Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew
DC United (Washington, D.C.)
Kansas City Wizards
New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)
New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)
Toronto FC

(Western Conference)
Chivas USA (Carson, CA)
Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)
FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)
Houston Dynamo
Los Angeles Galaxy
Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)
San Jose Earthquakes
Seattle Sounders

MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.
Emo1337: Yo, dude, let's go downtown this weekend. MLS!

Kr\/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?

Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!
by President Warren G. Harding July 11, 2009
An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.

Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.

Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 07, 2010
1) Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the United States. Founded 1993. See also NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and if you're feeling generous, WNBA. There are no other definitions for this acronym in popular use in the United States, at least not by anyone older than 15.

2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
1) Peter: MLS has 16 teams now.
Paul: I don't care.

2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
by Transformers3People0 April 22, 2010
My Life Sucks
"MLS so much"

My Life Sucks so much
by Needforspeed April 06, 2014
Major league squeaker
I was playing call of duty and my team was full of Mls
by Scrublitowner September 26, 2015
Master of Library Science. Librarians are required to have this degree.
I graduated from UCLA with my MLS.
by librarianwife August 22, 2006
Multiple Listing Service
stupid realstate agents
ask what state there calling from . they say MLS
what state are you calling from
by Supra iBox March 25, 2005

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