My Life Pwns.
Simple as that.
Person 1: Oh my god, my dog threw up on me last night. FML.
Person 2: Really? Because I won a million dollars yesterday. MLP.
My Little Pony
Collector's term for small plastic horses with brushable manes and tails.
I often go on the MLP trading post.
Internet shorthand of "Me la pela". Spanish slang. Means" "sucks my dick/can suck my dick". Literal translation means "jacks me off". Used to express intense dislike of someone/something, or to express ones superiority over the subject in question.
Jusin Beiber MLP! = Justin Beiber can suck my dick!
In a fight between me and Justin Beiber, Justin Beiber MLP.
Maltese Labour party, a political party in Malta full of close-minded people.
Why are you mlp?
Because that's what my family always was!
Mindless link propagation; as this definition implies, MLP is the aimless or casual sharing of links to websites.
Anne, bored at work, sent Bob an email full of MLP.
major league pussy referring to the wimpier among us,
you cant do anything properly you absolute mlp
Major League Pimpin
- Those that are the best at pulling girlies.
You: "I was at school my dude, this girl started talking to me in class, and offered up her number."
Friend: "That's awesome, you are definitely MLP!"