Stands for Miss Little Perfect. The most annoying girl ever known in history and portrays herself as hard to get yet has never been sexually active with a boy or close at all. She is in love with herself when no one else in this world likes her. She thinks she is beautiful and stares at herself in the mirror all day naked.
Asian: OMG Blondie, stop being such an MLP
Blondie: Sorry but that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in my entire life.
My Little Pony
Collector's term for small plastic horses with brushable manes and tails.
I often go on the MLP trading post.
Internet shorthand of "Me la pela". Spanish slang. Means" "sucks my dick/can suck my dick". Literal translation means "jacks me off". Used to express intense dislike of someone/something, or to express ones superiority over the subject in question.
Jusin Beiber MLP! = Justin Beiber can suck my dick!
In a fight between me and Justin Beiber, Justin Beiber MLP.
Maltese Labour party, a political party in Malta full of close-minded people.
Why are you mlp?
Because that's what my family always was!
My Life Pwns.
Simple as that.
Person 1: Oh my god, my dog threw up on me last night. FML.
Person 2: Really? Because I won a million dollars yesterday. MLP.
Mindless link propagation; as this definition implies, MLP is the aimless or casual sharing of links to websites.
Anne, bored at work, sent Bob an email full of MLP.
major league pussy referring to the wimpier among us,
you cant do anything properly you absolute mlp
An acronym for "Matt Loves Penis"
Matt's dong is being drippy today so i wrote MLP in the elevator.