"There was an awkward silence, so I just Tebowed"
"MLIT, the teacher tried to give a pop quiz, but then changed her mind, so we all got out of our desks and tebowed"
Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.
"I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT "
"My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT. "
A website entirely made up of people(usually teeny boppers) that can not get a real life or a real relationship so they write about how lame their lives are involving twilight.
UHM NO WAY JACOB BLACK IS SOOOO SEXYYY.MLIT
"I go out of my way to be intentionally clumsy so that a gorgeous vegetarian vampire will pick up my books after I drop them or my keys out of a puddle. MLIT"
"Today, My mom was talking to me about marriage and I just screamed and said "I'm not getting married to anybody thats not Edward" and then she proceed to say that he doesn't exist and all I screamed was "Yes he does". MLIT"
"I was so upset about this 4chan stuff that I ran to my collection of twilight memorabilia and grabbed one of my books. I went to my bed to lay down and read it and it was the Breaking Dawn book and it opened right up to where Bella awakens as a vampire. It was a sign to persevere! MLIT"