This unique device uses the advanced word-elimination technology AKA "W_at did u s_y ?".
tech specs of the MIRS cell phone:
1) High volume of radiation - soldiers who have used this phone reported strong pains in their testicales"
2) Activates near-by electrical products - thus saving the army a lot of money.
3) Uses as an attack tool - one can smash a mirs on an arab's head - causing a lot of damage (approx. 57 hp)
soldier A: "Go to t___, and tell them that ____"
soldier B: "WHAT? u mean to trigger the bomb? allright..3..2..1.."
Mitch: Nah i added design i'll defineetly get and A.
Josh no trust me your gonna get a F.
Mitch: You know what mir.
The conversation is now over you have left your enemy babbling and trying to find words for a come back.