A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"
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(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
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(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
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Mother I'd Run From
Dude, check out that MIRF. Fuck, here she comes!
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Abbreviation of the town of Mirfield, situated in West Yorkshire, England.
Boy 1: Gonna go out in Mirf tonight?

Boy 2: Fuck owt else to do.
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a wedgie that goes very deep. Also, a type of hole.
Dude, I got a huge mirf!
Don't let Char into my mirf hole!
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Mother I'd Resort to F*cking. To be used in a situation where you wouldn't necessarily LOVE to bang this chick, but you wouldn't entirely dismiss the notion. Usually a single parent co-worker with 1-2 children, who never stop talking about their kids while you're thinking "...eh i'd plug this chick."
Female: "..so OMG, the other day, in quilting class, we started using pink fabric and OMG it was so cute you should have seen {insert child's name} he/she LOVED it!"
Male: *Thinking* 'I probably would stick it to this person. I wouldn't quite give her MILF status, but I'm willing to go MIRF'
Male: *speaking* "oh no shit, that's awesome"
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Mothers I Refuse to F*ck.
Although Amir claims to have the hottest wife on the planet, to me she is nothing but a M.I.R.F.
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