MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.
<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).
Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
User 3: Ming?
User 4: I WANT A MING