MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.
<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."
Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"
James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"
In this example Emma is a ming.