Top Definition
Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Mother I'd like to friend on Facebook. Used when describing an attractive older woman who you're not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.
"Have you seen Johnny's mom?"
"Dude! She's a MILFF!"
by frank_attack August 07, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt