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10. MILF
Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
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1. milf
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. Dec 29, 2003 add a video
2. Milf
A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!
by Dave May 28, 2003 add a video
3. MILF
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"
by D. Edge Mar 17, 2003 add a video
4. MILF
Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".
Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?
by Brian Dec 11, 2003 add a video
5. MILF
Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly
When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?
by Me Apr 15, 2005 add a video
6. milf
An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.
"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"
by cecilguy Sep 25, 2003 add a video
7. milf
Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
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by nycbella Dec 15, 2003 add a video
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