Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs
Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.
Mom I'd Like to fuck
Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!
Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap
themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
dued, gerald's mom is a MILF
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone