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MOM I HAVE FUCKED
BILLYS MOM WAS A MILF UNTIL LAST NIGHT WHEN I MADE HER A MIHF
by BILLYSMOMFER September 16, 2008
 
1.
This is an abbreviation for "Mom i have fucked". Used to describe a lady, who has given birth to children, that one has had sexual intercourse with, bum or vag stabbing
jtk:”hay denver my mom made some hotdogs”
Denver:”yea that MIHF had my hotdog”
jtk:”hence your my daddy”
by ToOkieMoNsta December 02, 2008
 
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Means Mom I Have Fucked. Refers to Mom's you have fucked the shit out of. Used commonly by Dad's and man whore's who fuck anything with two legs.
God, my wife is such a MIHF!!
by Eric Gardonavich November 04, 2007
 
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1. Mom I Have Fucked. The "H" is silent. Pronounced "miff"
1. Look at that MILF! I'd like to make her my MIHF.

2. I'm done with this MIHF, I need a new MILF.
by milehighpat December 27, 2010
 
5.
Mother I'd Hate to Fuck. The opposite of a milf.
I would never do mrs. sharp. She is such a mihf.
by darthlink90 May 09, 2008