The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...
guy #1: dang dude..you're weird
guy#2 :no....your michael
guy #1: MINDBLOWN
A really good guy who keps me smiling. He's a good boyfriend. someone who i hold dear to by heart i love michael!!! we have good "others"
see him over there? he's such a michael
A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass
Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael
A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.
Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.
Another term for douchebag
Dude! He's such a Michael!
The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.
Michael is the greatest guy in the planet