It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.
Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE
originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.
thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.