If you have a friend called Matt, you are lucky. Teenagers called Matt are people who seem one thing but, there is so much more to him as a person. Matts are usually emotional, and have a big nob. This may lead to an addiction of masturbating. A Matt is muscular and has a great body. They will undoubtedly get all the girls and are charming, sensitive and sexually amazing. They are the content, trustworthy kind who are secretly fucking their teacher in the classroom after school.
Matt: Hey baby you are gorgeous... Wanna shag?
Thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's studying to be an engineer, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he is a total fucking tool bag. Often resembles an uglier version of Bob Sagat but is somehow convinced he is gods gift to woman. Even his friends think he is an ass hole. Acts like a huge dick, yet his actual penis resembles a shriveled raisin. If you meet someone named Matt, it is your civil duty to kick him square in the balls. He is the asshole of society.
person1: Who's that total douche bag?
person 2: Oh, that's Matt. He's a fucking ass hole.
Everybody's favorite Douche-bag
Matt is such a douche-bag.
matt= nice, funny, no embarrsesd, great smile
matt ur soo cool
u got player problems
Matt's are cool people who you would love to hang out with. he'll take your breath away once you see him. hes the sweetest guy ever. he'll make you feel like your a princess. most have amazing eyes. really tall.
Girl 1 - Did you see Matt today?
Girl 2 - Yeah didnt he look sooo hot!
Matt is this amazing sexy but on the bad boy side but is super funny someone whom you can spend days with laughing so much until you hurt and cry from reading and making up random things on urban and might not have a sexy great guy in your life again
A boy who is literally amazing. A guy who will always put others first, will always make you smile or laugh and will always be there for you. Brown hair and green eyes, Matt's use their accent to pull chicks but once he's found the right girl he will fall, and fall hard. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and accepts them for who they are. Matt's are smart and are referred to as nerdy although they think theyre cool. Matt's are the best to have as bestfriends, they are always there for you and always try to make to you happy. You can talk to a Matt for hours about basically nothing, sometimes not needing to talk is enough. Just being around him can make you happy. If you ever have a chance to be friends with a Matt, take it, best decision that you could ever make.
Amber: Are you close with that Matt kid?
Brooke: Yeah, we're megabestfriends because he's amazing.