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22.
N. An extremely ugly person or nickname for a person
Girl 1- "That girl is so malaka!"
Girl 2- "I know! She probably doesn't have a boyfriend."
by jonnyboii96 May 03, 2010
 
23.
A person who is a stupid jerkoff.
Intellectually incapable of finding a mate. So jerking off becomes the final resolution.
by Joe Spanker May 09, 2005
 
24.
One who eats lunch with you but does not clean up after himself or put away the chair he got feom another location.
O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise tin karekla sto grafio mou kai tora preppi na tin paro ego na tin valo sto alo domatio.

O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise ta skoupidia tou edo.

O Pavlos troi tsonta; diladi, then ine malakas alla ine poustis.
by pavlosINEmalakas January 19, 2007
 
25.
An abnormally tall lady with fantastic hair. She typically screams random phrases at the world regardless of who or what she is yelling at.
That girl was screaming "do you know who i am" and "you smell like dog shit" down St. Catherine Street. What a malaka.
by PoBewJew February 09, 2008
 
26.
an often disgusting mixture of random non-toxic foods and/or liquids.
the hindu cab driver happily drank the Guida's malaka for the 20 dollar bill.
by chris guida May 16, 2005