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3. MAIDS
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
1. MAIDS
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
2. MAIDS
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
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