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2. MAIDS
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
1. MAIDS
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
3. MAIDS
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
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