Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

Mum I'd Like to Knob

A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.

Milk! You know, the stuff that comes out of cows. Used with periods to confuse the stupid.