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The sort of poo you just can’t squeeze out. A stuck poo.
I have tried for a shit, it was such a M.E.G, bet it won't be out for days.
by Mickey Gat May 02, 2008
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an absoulute complete fucking idiot

he/she is a meg

your a megboy

shut up you meg
by kizza. September 14, 2012
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Boredom, epic fail, woe, anything bad.
How do you feel bro? Meg, just...meg
by Lolpokemanz543 March 14, 2010
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a girl that is ugly
by P.O.L. March 23, 2010
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A derogatory term referencing Meg Griffin from Family Guy. To call someone "Meg" is an insult.
Example 1:
Person you dislike: "Hi!"
You: "Shut up, Meg."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "She told me she wants me to role play and rape her"
Friend 2: "That's such a Meg thing to say."
Friend 1: "I know right."

Example 3: Friend jokingly slaps you and you say "Meg!".
by effinghetti March 30, 2011
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a slutty furry with no friends. she will sleep with anything that likes the taste of bologna, and anything that doesn't.
I slept with Meg, and she tastes like bologna
by anonfairy April 12, 2011
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to be completely forgotten about.
to be utterly disrespected and hated.
also, another name for alana tavares.

the awkward, strange, unattractive girl that tries a little too hard and is always ditched.

can also be a verb!

to meg: to leave behind.
Hey Meg, get out of here. You smell a little like cat pee.

Uhm, total meg.

Don't meg me! (while running through the halls)

One time, Alana Tavares and her family made an excursion to St. Augustine and her family left her at her grandparents house and completely forgot she was there.
Meg.
by Hayspeng September 18, 2009
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