a shortened version of I am leaving
i can't be arsed with your fucking bullshit any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff
"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.
it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"
Usually relating of a person of a rather larger than normal size, with a repulsive or disturbing appearance, and the characteristics of a fuck
Sean: Hey man, look at dat nice girl righ o'er dare. I would sure hell tap dat ass
Nate: EWW REALLY DUDE!? Look at her! She naturally has a huge ass because she's a moff you freak.
Sean: Yo man, I like 'em fat. Mo' cushion for da pushin'. Ya kno what I'm sayin'?
Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator.
A term commonly used in the North East of Scotland. It means excellent, brilliant etc.
That's pure moff, like.
The word "moff" derived from the southern part regions of Africa and is used to describe a form of state or being (hungover, tired, wasted etc.). This form of communication has been adapted in the creation of slang between the german, afrikaans and english speaking cultures in regions like Namibia, Botswana or South Africa.
Johann: Dude, you look moff man!
Kevin: Thanks! I feel moff aswell.
Silvia: Holy!!!! What happend to you?
James: The party last night made me absolutely moff. Way to much booze. I need to rest and go on a detox.
Abbreviation of Im off
Usually used in chat-rooms, MSN messenger, Myspace, etc...
Person 1: Moff
Person 2: Cya