Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!
So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.