dude:HO, this is OL ( olympique Lyonnais) from Lyon in France , nice town..
a girl:And what s the name of this player? fuck, he s good!
dude:you re right , he s karim benzema , new zidane , but from lyon , zizou is from Marseille , a SHITTY town...
Person 2: Yeah, I totes did bro! I'd like to get to know this guy, he sounds like a real Lyon.
(They are more commonly known as MoHos.)
Lyons are usually strong, liberal and intelligent women.
Person #2: Yeah, man, the Mount Holyoke team is pretty good.
B.) A bad haircut.
C.) Ejaculates all over the place in broad daylight. (May need plastic sheeting if a Lyons is present)