The circumstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed.
Guy1: Hey Jasper, I took Gertrude to Cold Stone on our first date. It cost me $27!
Guy2: You got totally Lynx-ed Albert!
Friend1: They're laying us all off but my boss just went on TV showing his in-home basketball court.
Friend2: That sucks. You guys are getting Lynx-ed.