Urban Dictionary: Lynx-ed

1.	Lynx-ed
	The circumstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed. Guy1: Hey Jasper, I took Gertrude to Cold Stone on our first date. It cost me $27! Guy2: You got totally Lynx-ed Albert! Friend1: They're laying us all off but my boss just went on TV showing his in-home basketball court. Friend2: That sucks. You guys are getting Lynx-ed. buy lynx-ed mugs & shirts bamboozled hosed shafted smashed screwed tossed fleeced deceived defrauded flimflammed hornswoggled duped hoodwinked midwest spanked bilked utterly f'd-in-the-a. by Luke the Lynx Jun 19, 2011 add a video