A university that's really an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the seven lakes on campus? Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. A typical Lynn student is white, tan, blonde, rocking prada sunglasses, a gucci belt, and birkenstocks and a polo. Here kids drive the most absurd cars, bmws, audis, caddys, mercedes, bentleys, maseratis, ferraris. You name it. A typical day at Lynn would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, maybe go to class, go shopping with mommy or daddys AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in West Palm or Miami. This school is for the most elite class acts in the world.
by westpalmadise324 October 19, 2009
A small college in boca raton, florida that's really an overpriced country club filled with unintelligent people. Academics are mediocre, and students show little to no interest in school work. Sports events and other school activities are pointless; students are only interested in one thing and one thing only which is doing line after line of cocaine and getting belligerently wasted every single day all day. Everyone is either rich or international and almost everyone does drugs and binge drinks. it's not uncommon to go to club or party and see someone from one of your classes passed out. think twice about coming here, especially if you don't enjoy some nose candy, boozin, and if you don't drive a car thats the same price or more as the 50 g tuition.
by bostonredzzzz March 24, 2011
A place where students buy their degrees. It's a country club university for the rich and the retarded. Where partying from sunrise to sunset is an obligation and the parking lots glitter with luxury cars. This is paradise.
Congratulations! you've been accepted to lynn university! no prior education necessary, just your fat wallet and tanning oil.
by prettyinp!nk May 28, 2010
Incoming Lynn University freshman on tour: Here at Lynndergarden, we accept all the crazies. Seriously, we've got every type of crazy you could dream of.
by Currlines October 10, 2011
Are you a complete idiot? Is your IQ that of a retarded turkey? This is the school for you. The campus is gorgeous, however it is full of the stupidest people you will ever meet. They let anyone in, so don't feel proud. You might make something of yourself after graduating from here, maybe. If you do, Im sure your parents bought your "success." If you are smart enough to recite the alphabet, than you are too smart to attend this school for retarded dumb asses.
Person 1 : What's Lynn University?
Person 2: The school for the stupidest kids in america
Friend: I got into Lynn dude!
Me: Congratz, you are the stupidest person I know.
Person 2: The school for the stupidest kids in america
Friend: I got into Lynn dude!
Me: Congratz, you are the stupidest person I know.
by IHateyouall July 24, 2014
A small liberal arts college in South Florida, which has great learning disability support and lots of unique academic opportunities. It's a good school. It even held the 2012 presidential debate. Although admission criteria is holistic and isnt based off of only test scores, not everyone gets admitted.
Example 1:
Person 1: I am going to Lynn University
Person 2: Wow that sounds great that seems like a great school.
Example 2:
I didn't do well at Lynn university so I am going to go to PBSC, maybe I should have studied.
Person 1: I am going to Lynn University
Person 2: Wow that sounds great that seems like a great school.
Example 2:
I didn't do well at Lynn university so I am going to go to PBSC, maybe I should have studied.
by Bearyfit art karate girl April 8, 2013
A school in Florida that likes to think they are wildly elite. Shockingly, it has a 76% acceptance rate, deeming it a quite obvious safety school. While the delusional students boast on here about being so wealthy and elite, they seem to come from gaudy new money and will have to live off their parents’ for the rest of their lives. Why else would they be at such a non-selective school? If you aren’t at an Ivy League or at least a Little Ivy, or some other school that takes less than 40%, it’s time to rethink what elite means, Lynn University.
Lynn University? I applied there just in case I didn’t get into Williams, Swarthmore, Brown, or Dartmouth. Thank god I didn’t have to disappoint the rents by going there; Exeter was pricey.
by Whatspseudonym November 21, 2017