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The period of time when someone is constipated for more than usual.
I've been waiting outside the Barnes & Noble bathroom for hours because that man was going through lynestry.
by Crimson Sacryllia July 13, 2011
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I was eating a peanut sandwich in the bathroom and I could here the lynestry lady.

Why is that hairy lady lynestry all the time?!?
by Baron Kachoo July 13, 2011
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