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What tweekers do at 3 am while riding down streets on ten-speeds; lurping: looking for items to steal and sell at a pawn shop to pay for tweek. (see Michael Human)
I lurped a car stereo from an unlocked car at 3 in the morning to buy tweek.
by artbo March 16, 2005
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Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!
by Allagash May 05, 2007
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Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.
The lurp was gone for three weeks.
by Nunzio February 16, 2005
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1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.
by Sally June 22, 2003
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l.r.r.p.
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A term used to describe the sketchy actions and antics of people, who tend to be methamphetamine abusers, as they go about any and every unscrupulous means to make money
Kassondra: "Gurl, was that Richi Rich lurping over there?"

Rachael: "Yeah, why is he so sketchy??"
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a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.
That guy's a lurp.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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