lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

lunchmeat

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.

Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.

by sickness June 25, 2005

lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...

1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.

by Angus April 5, 2005

lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode

that ho was sucking his lunchmeat

by Ben Dover January 8, 2004

lunchmeat

a term of endearment.
can also be said in spanish (el carne de almuerzo).

"I love you my dear lunchmeat"
"as i do you"

by mrs_warhol June 29, 2004

lunchmeat

a type of man (meat) that you would never try.

Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."

by Brittany319 September 18, 2006

Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?

by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011