A massive conspiracy involving a secret coalition of NASA, astronomers, religious groups, geographers, and the like to keep the public tricked into believing that a large satellite, known as 'The Moon', is orbiting our planet. Methods may range anywhere from the use of holograms to outright brainwashing and indoctrination.
1) For years I bought into the Lunar Conspiracy. It was only recently that the truth was revealed to me: there is no such thing as The Moon.
2) Those Lunar Conspiracists are a bunch of post-neomarxist sub-reactionary proto-facist Moonhugging bastards!
Utter Codswallop. A theory that states that the moon doesn't exist, when it so obviously does. Apparently, the moon is a hologram.
'Why believers in the Lunar Conspiracy Theory think that people would waste perfectly good money projecting a moon-shaped hologram onto nothing (which, by the way, wouldn't work) completely defeats me. Some people are really untrusting.'