A massive conspiracy involving a secret coalition of NASA, astronomers, religious groups, geographers, and the like to keep the public tricked into believing that a large satellite, known as 'The Moon
', is orbiting our planet. Methods may range anywhere from the use of holograms to outright brainwashing and indoctrination.
1) For years I bought into the Lunar Conspiracy. It was only recently that the truth was revealed to me: there is no such thing as The Moon
2) Those Lunar Conspiracists are a bunch of post-neomarxist sub-reactionary proto-facist Moonhugging