Top Definition
1. To formally request a lump of something in your drink.

2. To inform the said gentleman that he has a noticeable cancerous tumor.

3. Protrusion of various bodily parts after being struck with a blunt object.
1. Q. Would you like any sugar in your tea?
A. A lumpsir.

2. Mr. Darcy, I must say that that is quite a lumpsir on your forehead.

3. "Would you like a lumpsir?"
*WHACK!*
"..."
by Melman42 August 20, 2011

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