look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
16.
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
by Nutsack October 27, 2005
 
1.
1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.
Lump is a great song.
by JOHNSON October 20, 2003
 
2.
see humps

as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves
omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS.
by Patricia Ann <3 October 24, 2005
 
3.
Protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.

Fergie: "My lovely lady lumps"
by Useless Information August 17, 2006
 
4.
A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.
"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."
by blii February 21, 2003
 
5.
Originated from a great song entitled "Lump" by 90s band Presidents of the USA, the slang term LUMP refers to anything good, bad or in between. For instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example "that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!". Despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as cunt, fuck, titties, slut, whore or quite simply, "bad". YOU GO LUMP LUMP LUMP. It really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. Be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of LUMP DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!
You are looking reasonably lump today my darling ;) (used in a positive context)
OR
You god damn LUMP! (used in a negative context)
by sciencekidz27 September 07, 2010
 
6.
a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy
Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?
by yo ma March 07, 2003
 
7.
Widely known in casino culture as a craps dealer who simply does not belong on the game, either due to a lack of skill, knowledge or personality.
The craps crew is going out for a Jager-bomb buffet after work and not inviting the lump.
by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010